See all new episodes of Eli's Dirty Jokes on Cinemax, Saturdays before the 10pm Premiere Movie! "Five Birds" Eli the Accountant alters peoples marital preconception by telling us a story of Little Jonny, a young boy that knows a little too much about the birds and the bees. Presented by Cinemax Created by.... more

The unforgettable, controversial iron mic freestyle battle starring the infamous Eli Porter vs. some other dude. Can be found on XoXnXeX Uncensored Volume 1. Shot in fall 2003. Copyright 2003 XOXNXEX Films.

Better hide your heart, girl! By request - one of Laura Nyro's greatest masterpieces. Enjoy!!

BIG NEWS!!! Your favorite joke telling accountant is making the leap from Youtube to your living room! New Episodes of Elis Dirty Jokes will be premiering on Cinemax HD Saturday Nov. 8th @ 9:55pm, right before Juno! "The Sloppy Drunk" Eli is back with the story of a dirty old drunk who wont stop taunting.... more

See all new episodes of Eli's Dirty Jokes on Cinemax, Saturdays before the 10pm Premiere Movie! "Arabian Justice" Eli the Accountant is back with the story of three tourists looking for a good time in Saudi Arabia. Presented by Cinemax Created by James Tod McFadden and Tyler McFadden Animation by Doug Bresler http://www.gopotato.tv/eli.php

wEird they go2 now? see the trail of video responses, or search very enterroristing.

Eli S. danaces to PitBull - 2nd cousins quinceanera

eli's says hello to her daddy who is in utah for a little while

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coll animation maked with the coolest song from the Evanenseen (Bring me to life)